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🎉 #21 - Pulling Back The Curtain 🔍

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Some weeks see ideas, that may later become words, that may later land in your inbox as Table Talk, come flying at me. Others aren’t so fruitful and instead result in me plumbing the depths of the internet for inspiration. Thankfully, the universe seems to have been playing some form of buzzword bingo over the last week or so, with me hearing not one, but three food-quoting idioms. It’s been absolutely bananas, and that’s all before we get to the latest news from Wednesday’s Domaine at the very bottom of this email…

🥧 Are You Taking The Piss?! 🥧

The beauty of most idioms is that we know exactly what they mean and how we can use them day to day. What’s less clear, however, is where on God’s green earth they came from. The beauty of any colloquialism (thank you spellcheck) is that its origins have probably been muddied and mixed up over time, and so we’ll never quite know, but let’s take a look at three I’ve heard in the past week alone.

  • To be taken with a pinch of salt - not a recent review of Table Talk, but instead a suggestion of suspicion that supposedly originated in Ancient Rome when Pliny the Elder detailed the consumption of salt as an antidote to poison c. 77 AD.

Pliny The Elder was famed for both his imagination and his antidotes...

Pliny The Elder was famed for both his imagination and his antidotes...

 

  • Fingers in many pies - tales of old indicate that a pie was presented to Henry VIII as a bribe to prevent him from nationalising church land, with each slice representing a different deed. The phrase came to prominence in Shakespeare’s 1623 play in which it was said of Cardinal Wolsey that “no man’s pie is freed from his ambitious finger”.
  • Oh crumbs! - finding the answer to this is a whole different ball game, with it seemingly being used to prevent young ears from blasphemous adults, as evidenced in this brilliant discussion forum.

🧪 Alcohol Free 101 🧪

Some people reading this may have a whole cupboard of alcohol free products at home, others may never have touched a drop. Either way, it doesn’t matter, what matters is that there’s a growing interest in the space and the different motivations people have for wanting to drink less.

One of the questions I get asked most often when talking about Wednesday’s Domaine is “so is it actually a wine or not?”. In our case, the answer is yes, which almost always leads to a variation of the next question, “so how the hell does that work then?”

Wine with food can be as much about the occasion as the alcohol

Wine with food can be as much about the occasion as the alcohol

Almost all non-alcoholic or alcohol free wines start life as a full-strength equivalent (8 - 15% ABV), however, how they end up without the alcohol can vary. Below is a summary of the three most commonly used and very scientific-sounding methods to help you swot up ahead of being able to get your hands on a very limited release next week…

  • Reverse Osmosis - channelling your GCSE Biology knowledge and probably inducing a few cold sweats, you may remember that osmosis involves molecules passing between a permeable membrane. In the case of wine, water and ethanol pass through a filter, whilst other elements (eg. colour, tannin, etc) do not. The alcohol is then distilled off, with the resulting water then reintroduced to the elements that remained previously.
  • Vacuum Distillation - essentially heating the wine in a vacuum, often using steam rather than a direct heat, the volatile compounds (flavours, aromas, etc) are burned off and collected, before the same happens to the alcohol is a second pass. The desired elements are then reintroduced et voila.
  • Spinning Cone - bear with me, we’re almost there. Not dissimilar to the above, bar the introduction of a centrifuge which using a combination of spinning and static cones to separate out the elements before bringing the ones you want back together again.

Want to know how we do things? I may well be able to give you the answer in person very soon…

🎬 What News Of Wednesday’s Domaine? 🎬

Assuming all goes to plan - and there’s always a chance it won’t in any early stage business - next week should see our very first trial bottling run. From that, you can expect a small number of bottles available for your consumption, so if you have a spare 10 minutes next Friday 25 March, stop by Club Soda’s Alcohol Free Off License to see me hawking my wares and talking all things alcohol free (4 - 8PM, nearest tube is Oxford Circus).

Excited to continue the conversation next week,

Luke

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